Anchor Sore
Definition: the feeling you get when you realize Brian Williams will never propose to you.
I love pickles
DILLicious pickles.
Fairy Funny
Fact: Every graffiti artist has a Shepard Fairey godmother.
If I were a comic book character I would be “the Punisher.”
Billion dollar idea: Punography - a place where idiots like me make terrible puns and annoy the world with awesomeness on the daily (or on the regular at best). BAM: billion dollars.
